wet pillow

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair while they sleep.

Al just gave Austin a wet pillow, it was awesome

by Al_Tal July 17, 2011

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

Wet Cheese

The buildup of dead skin cells and dead sperm, also known as smegma.

Trey: Look at all this Wet Cheese in these old condoms.

Trent: Woah, now that is quite dandy.

by kenjatime May 4, 2020

That Sounded Wet

A common warning in today's vernacular. When one wishes to inform a mate, cohabitant, fellow bus rider, etc. that based on the distinct sound of their fart, that it is likely they have crapped their trousers. The degree of shit introduced to said trousers can range from just a smudge in the ass crack to full on crime scene. Further studies may develop a strong correlation between the sound of wetness in the fart to the amount of dump in the drawers.

Bill: Fires off a thunderous, but wet-sounding fart. (Probably shit himself a bit)
John: "That sounded wet, bro..."

by Paul Varjack October 12, 2016

Wet Knocker

One who performs cunnilingus upon a girl with a labial piercing, or upon a man with a penile piercing.Can also be used as a derrogatory insult.

Maria loves John because he's cute, and is quite the wet knocker.

Ruven is so pussywhipped! He's such a wet knocker!

by TinkyWinky69 May 4, 2006

Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

by mcmonkey222 May 1, 2010

Wet Stream

Similar to a Wet Dream, but excessive amounts of semen are let loose.

Upon awakening, Geoffrey realised that his bed was soaked through. He must have had a "wet stream".

by pagan_boy December 30, 2016