donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

Classic Weekend

A party that surrounds Oswego Speedway for the last weekend in August. There are multiple races every day but the most people go on Sunday. Everyone camps and gets wasted and there are no rules because no one runs it. Its a big money-maker for Furlong and his suck-ass baby boy who no one likes, hence the anti-Furlong shirts. And that other guy whos name I forgot, but hes okay.
Its a great time overall.

"Classic Weekend was fun this year."
"Yeah, lets camp out there again next year."

by um,yeah March 15, 2009

Marathon weekend

A weekend where the only beverage allowed to be consumed is beer or some form of alcohol. Typically starts at around 7-8PM friday night and ends on Sunday afternoon, or night if you're liver can sustain more damage. Extra fun is its a 3 day weekend. Each person typically buys 2 30 racks or possibly 3 if its a 3 day weekend.

That marathon weekend kicked the shit out of my liver

by THE DUUUUDE October 1, 2009

pealcoholnis weekend

the sort of weekend your girlfriend is expecting when she hasnt seen you in 1 or more weeks; she will be full of alcohol and penis for the entirety. hence 'pealcoholnis weekend' pretty much an ideallic weekend for both parties involved.

michael: what are you doing this weekend charlotte?
charlotte: oh, visiting my boyfriend
michael: pealcoholnis weekend then?
charlotte: preeety much.. cant wait :D
michael: well.. have a good one!
charlotte: mmm pealcoholnis

by nijhizzle August 7, 2010

lost weekend

A period of several days in which one indulges in activities such as drug-taking and sex.

Lost weekend = Fantasy first date.

by WhiteDwarf666 July 5, 2015

Jesus Weekend

A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.

Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.

by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022

kid free weekend

Something that parents get when they have aunts, uncles, grandparents or other responsible adults who take their children for an entire weekend, allowing the parents time to spend together sans kids.

Bae and I are having kid free weekend in Tahoe! Thanks nonna!

by thefluffyrainbowunicorn May 26, 2017