fair weather girlfriend

A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure

Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"

by Parsons111 January 9, 2014

brownie makin' weather

Hot weather that makes people so tan they look brown

---dirty kind of brown.

Man, there must've been some serious brownie makin' weather in Cabo last week because that girl came back ugly brown.

by the JAG April 16, 2011

Sweater Weather

Where all the depressed people wear sweaters without getting questioned about the bar codes on their wrist.

Person 1: my favorite time of the year.. sweater weather
Person 2: you’ve been wearing sweaters all year..

by Chichi man November 6, 2020

Weather boi

Used as a counter roast to "what are those?" And also a counter to any question that people ask.

Noob ass: "what are those?!?"

Kid: "What would you like to know about WEATHER BOI!"

Noob ass: "what are those!?"

Kid: "what would you like to know about it WEATHER BOI!"

by Gocops October 24, 2017

Sweater Weather

When the Sweater Weather song plays it means the person playing it is bisexual

"I'm f**king bi rat im using sweater weather to come out"

by Jxicey January 25, 2021

Werthers Original

-Getting a blow job from an old lady
-A blow job in a nursing home

I'd sure like Louise to give me a Werthers Original.

Your grandma is hot, do you think she'd give me a werthers original.

by Ozzy113 April 3, 2011

bed weather

is when it gets so hot and steamy in the bed that it actually starts to rain underneath the sheets and blanket.

Bro, me and my girlfriend were going at it so hard and long that bed weather actually happened.

by wetbed October 26, 2013