auto weapon

A vehicle driven by Awake Illinois and Moms for Liberty members after a little too much wine and knobslobn.

After this glass I'm going to drive my auto weapon to a library and scream at drag queens

by KNOBSLOB July 21, 2022

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022

MonStar Weapon

A person who is a fan of Lady Gaga, Jeffree Star, and Semi Precious Weapons. <3

I am a MonStar Weapon, and if Jeffree Star, Lady Gaga, and Semi Precious Weapons were all in one room with me, I think I would die of sheer excitement.

by JustMyCrazySelf November 16, 2010

Weaponize

To take something that you yourself do every day, turn it on your enemy, all the while defining it as 'the most horrible thing ever ever!!!'

"I just cannot seem to weaponize his love of the people!!"
"Sure you can!! Just call it POPULISM!!"

by voshkod September 14, 2021

Weapon

Means an extremely hot looking girl.

She’s a weapon!

by Zedzded January 21, 2021

Academic Weapon

That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.

Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.

Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?

by Little Nigel November 21, 2024