wardening

The act of getting blasted in the 60's while doing some dumbass shit, such as making stupid gestures with the hand and face.

Remember when you guys threw pickles at my face because i was wardening.

by kevin warden April 22, 2006

warrington circumcision

Punching your sister in the jaw while she is sucking your cock.

As my sister was sucking my dick yesterday, I thought "what a better time to give myself a Warrington circumcision. (Based upon the plentiful experiences of concrete workers in Warrington PA.)

by Dick Izzinya October 17, 2006

warrination

To experience extreme frustration. Usually resulting from a colleague's inability to listen to an explanation, continued inane questioning or acute stupidity.

The warrination is getting to much much. I must leave now and kill myself.

by Dan May 20, 2003

Warden_momoshiki

carry’s anime Tiktok.

Warden_momoshiki=goat status

by Kupture March 26, 2021

Anal Warranty

You still have your anal warranty if you have never been pounded in the ass.

Last night I lost my anal warranty to a big black man.

In jail my anal warranty was voided.

by Beachbum760 May 12, 2009

David Warkentin

Born 1991: Frontman of the band Mullet and the Mischief Makers. He is known for his mullet, guitar skills, and good looks.

Did you see David Warkentin rip it up at the Mullet and the Mischief Makers show last night?

by Danger Dave W February 11, 2010

fuel warden

A guy that will give you only 2 options if you dont have enough money to pay for your gas after fueling. Also known as a Wegster. Option 1 is to run or drive away like a bat out of hell and hope to god you dont get caught by a green Mercury Tracer. Option 2 is he will have sex with your wife in front of you and then wait 18 years for your daughter to be born and then have sex with her snagglepuss also. It ends with a hebrew national cockshake or a fruit salad wink with a smile that will make your turds shiver in fear back into your ass basket.

I went and got gas today but forgot my wallet. I realized i had to deal with the law of the fuel warden. I didnt want to spend the money i saved for my whiskey so I left my wife to get a Wegster. I knew shed never experienced a hebrew national, so i figured it was a win, win. Little did i know that this asshole decided to wait 19 years instead of 18 and ate the embryo he first created after the first 4 months and then Wegstered my wife again. He then proceded to wait the typical 18 years to chili dog my daughter.

by papa beast mode September 1, 2011