A person who adds a tag of a friends name into the comments section of a facebook news story, making it look as if there are more comments then there actually are.
by Nigel Garage January 12, 2017
Get the tag wanker mug.A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
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Get the Vest Wanker mug.A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
by Dog botherer January 3, 2020
Get the Schoffel wanker mug.This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.
by hoover50 November 8, 2011
Get the Wanker Mache mug.Those wankers on bikes who think they are Chris Hoy, but are in fact middle age accountants and are shit bike riders
by Mr Skint May 16, 2016
Get the lycra wanker mug.the offcial latin terminology adopted by the vatican to identify the lowly chav. lol. burberrious wankerous is the latin for "lowlife shit eating pikey". use it wisely, unless surrounded by chavs... they won't comprehend...
Thou art a foul member of the family "burberrious wankerous". Go away and stop pestering me, lowly dole scum.
by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 11, 2005
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