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walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.
Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.
by Tony666 February 17, 2008
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Walking-short

When a tall person walks with their knees bent in such a way as to gain the perspective of a shorter person, hence, walking-short
Dwayne (6'3") was walking-short behind Sam (5'2") so that he could see the world from Sam's perspective
by tangencies January 16, 2010
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Walking Billboard of Death

A person who is covered with tattoos memorializing their friends, lovers, family and pets
That girl has so many tats, she's a walking billboard of death
by BB5710 July 30, 2011
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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walking pneumonia

The most annoying illness in the world. Includes coughing really loudly and soar throat, but you can still walk.
They sound like they have walking pneumonia!
by RTK55101 July 2, 2018
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Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.
John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...
by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019
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Wazzing

DEFINITION : for someone or something to be put in a Crazy connotation or for it be outrageously annoying or False
Ex:”you wazzing if you think I’m doing all them dishes ma” /

“You wazzing rn cause I ain’t even say that to her “
by Reon2.0_ on instagram November 11, 2019
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