riding the walrus

When a female is ontop an overweight male during intercourse and her knees cannot reach the bed due to his huge stomach.

Riding the walrus is so difficult because I can't balance without my knees touching the bed.

by stripper_wrangler December 18, 2012

Walrus

Adjective. To Walrus a person, they must be laying down either on their back or stomach. The action of "Walrusing" is to leap onto the victim, landing on your stomach. This is similar to a bellyflop... except onto a person.

It is named "walrus" because Walruses lay on their stomachs pretty much all the time.

"Me and Jen were laying on her bed when suddenly she walrused me! She laughed because I made a weird noise due to the lack of breathing that I could do."

by freepeople March 5, 2009

Pink Walrus

The act of stretching out one's labia, braiding them, and then shoving them up your anus.

Dude, check out Sally, she's doing the Pink Walrus!

by Ralph Waylen November 5, 2010

The Walrus

When two men stick their penises in either side of the girl's mouth (or third guy) and it looks like he/she has walrus tusks.

The three guys performed The Walrus for the camera.

by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

chocolate walrus

When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.

Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?

Chris: He sure is.

Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.

Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.

by Jmac-Gtown February 20, 2009

walrus punch

1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man

"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."

by little timmy September 9, 2003

Walrus

A much older male seeking physical and/or emotional relations of a more permanent nature with younger women.

When an old pervert preys upon the younger women

His mother is a Cougar, always preferring younger men. That older man is a Walrus, the younger the better for him, ( as long as they are of legal age )

by WishBone98 November 3, 2009