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Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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Walrus Applause

When someone comes out with an utterly stupid comment and after promptly realising what they have said, you clap your hands like a walrus and sarcasticly complement their intelligence
Mark: who put all these silly fans in my computer *rips them out*... oh wait, i need them to stop it overheating don't i
Jeff: *arw arw - walrus applause* well done mark, clever boy :B
by AncientSalami September 4, 2010
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walrus sex

Verb; I.e: when you lose rythem when having sex and it depicts two walrus bodies slapping together
When having sex and lose rythem and the couple starts to flop like walrus sex
by TheCaptain992 October 31, 2013
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WalrusPony

A WalrusPony is a Scrub that enjoys MLP meme's and jokes.
That guy is such a WalrusPony
by Badwolf123 April 4, 2015
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Walusungu

Walusungu Is handsome.
by Walusungu April 15, 2021
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Porous Walrus

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!
by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009
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Dry Walrus

The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.
"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
by Ziggy Stardust2 January 1, 2012
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