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willy washer

Someone who cleans willy's by oral suction.
Those Willy Washers get some amount of pay for a days job.
by rws80085 April 24, 2007
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pretty willie

A tight rapper/singer. Famous songs such as: Lay your body down, Ride With Me, Designer Love, 4 walls, Hard Times, etc.

Sings about the good things in the urban life, not bad things in urban life like other rappers.

Pretty Willie also goes by the alias of: P Dub
by Submerge July 31, 2004
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willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?
get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit
by schnecke September 14, 2008
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Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 7, 2014
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Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013
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Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.
Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!
by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011
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Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.
Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
by TheGote September 6, 2012
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