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Big wiener sami

A guy who has a LOOOOOOOONG peen. His peen is 6,61346353153531534318686169431453153834881698614212555816859194154345272188515846193438318483138318379648834257251535315341969831342423153464937818683172524135481688318678643715231534836848648753453752721576496335415646943721828549674557896475214531353475868335488317 meters long.
Someone: Big wiener sami, you slapped my with that long dick!
Big wiener sami: Ohhh sorry.
by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024
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Wiener crack

A joke targeting to a man (typically done in a joking manner) towards his physical appearance. They also tend to make fun of one’s troubles in the bedroom.
John gave a good wiener crack on Chris .everyone was laughing except Chris as for he found it mean and rude
by Dherky December 29, 2021
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Wiener Roulette

A 2-player game that male boys play where player 1 takes his foot and puts it 1 centimeter away from player 2's penis, If player 2 gets a boner, he loses, if nobody gets a boner, they both take turns and switch.
Joseph and Travis played Wiener Roulette, Travis won because Joseph got a boner.
by ChickenChocker69 October 6, 2023
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wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.
My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.
by retard-guy November 12, 2022
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Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month
John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help
by anonymous October 22, 2020
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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017
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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 29, 2019
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