The unintentional, yet unavoidable, alteration in both speaking pattern and word selection between two Caucasian males.
Question: "Hey there, I hope you wouldn't mind terribly if I resorted to contacting you on your personal cellular device should I find myself in an untoward situation."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
Answer: "Ha. Ha. I would be happy to receive your communication at any time my good man; but also concerned that you might have indeed succumbed to malfeasance.
Observer: "Oh, hell no! They done gone all the way white, boo boo..."
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If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.
by Light Joker November 22, 2004
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Get the white supremacist mug.A damn fine and beautiful woman that you fall in love with right away, even if you don't believe in love at first sight.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.
A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.
Basically the perfect woman.
Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.
By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
She will, without a doubt, have the most amazing body ever. If you meet a Whitney that doesn't have an amazing body, that bitch changed her name.
A blast to be around, she's the kind of girl you wine and dine or just grab a burger simply because she rocks that damn hard. You can take her out for a night on the town with no spending limits and she'll accept it wonderfully or you can stay in and cook her dinner and she'll love it just as much, if not more. She'll make you laugh at stuff you've never even thought about, she'll blow your mind with how philosophical she can be, and then you'll be cracking up the next minute about how badly the person that just walked by was dressed.
Basically the perfect woman.
Take her home to the parents, take her out with the boys, take her anywhere, but make sure you're the one to take her down the isle if you love her.
Definitely a catch, if you get her, don't you dare let her go because someone will pick her up as soon as she wants another someone.
By no means may she ever be considered a slut, but she'll never run out of guys that want her.
Things to do with your Whitney if you're lucky enough to have one;
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.
To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.
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My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
Cuddle.
Cuddle.
Cuddle some more.
Just hang out.
Be around her.
Enjoy her presence.
Worship her body.
Cherish every second you spend with her.
To summarize;
She is gorgeous, amazing, beautiful, a blast to be around, perfect and everything you(you being you reading this) don't deserve and if you get her, hold on tight.
Sources:
My girlfriend Whitney is DAMN amazing.
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