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coctail weiner 

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult
1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!
coctail weiner by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

carrot weiner 

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.
Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!
carrot weiner by Josh June 6, 2005

Congressman Weiner 

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
Congressman Weiner by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

Soggy Weiner 

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D
RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it
Soggy Weiner by HONDO! March 27, 2009

Peener Weiner

Male penis that has the shape of a hotdog.
His peener weiner was to small to fit in Pete’s newly purchased athletic cup.

Beaner weiner

The small uncircumsized penis on a person. Namely one of Spanish or Latin decent. But can be used for any male typically a Mexican that is not legal.
Hey Janet how was last night with Francisco?

Ennhhh not soo good the guy has a beaner weiner.

Ohh sorry at least he looks good in a cowboy hat and oversized belt buckle
Beaner weiner by Jahn mccool March 2, 2010