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Weapon

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.
by TommyTheWeapon April 23, 2018
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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Weaponized incompetence

Something your dad accuses you of when he has to go get off his ass and do something for once in his goddamn life that someone else is not good at
Person 1: Can you make noodles? Last time I tried I burned myself.
Person 2: Goddman. Weaponized Incompetence
Person 1: ok bud
by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024
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flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.
We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!
by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008
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Every weapons Enjoyer

These chads have a wide range of Skyblock knowledge and enjoy using every weapons in the whole Hypixel Skyblock server. Then went up with strategies to maximizing the potential of the weapon they use. Also it is recorded that some even spend hundred millions of coins maxing their famous weapon out. Like Palikka, a man maxing out an AOTJ (Aspect of the Jerry).
This man is magnifecent! He teached me how to use my weapons properly. He enjoyed any weapon he used! My pro friend said he's a rare type of player called "Every Weapons Enjoyer"!

- A random Lapis Non-
by Some1MakeItIDK October 10, 2022
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Weaponize

We are not mutually weaponizing things.
Hym "You're only using the word 'weaponize' because I used the word 'weaponize.' And you are doing it to minimize the significance of what's happening to me and prevent me from minimizing the effect that it has on my life. I'm getting my shit taken from me. You want that to happen. So you are lying blatantly and co-opting my rhetoric. And FUCK YOUR KIDS BITCH. Their innocence does not determine whether or not they pay the price for WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO

👉ME👈 I DO. I know you all struggle with not deluding yourselves but don't delude yourselves into believing that you aren't doing what pay for this."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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weapon of mass production

A council estate mother who has 15 children to 16 different men career slut incubator loose lady tardis fanny
:Ey bro what's your new neighbour like I only got a glimpse from the back

:behave your self that bitch is a WEAPON OF MASS PRODUCTION she got 15 kids to 16 men theres nothing there but trouble bro
by Mauf56 May 9, 2020
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