Scandinavian Wake Up Call

When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake

Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call

by SteveMattNEd May 14, 2009

wasey

a funny guy who promises to watch a movie with you and ditches you everytime.

he was supposed to watch a movie with me but he didn't he is a wasey

by MITK May 1, 2015

Wake n Shake

Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"

Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow

Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake

Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....

Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski

by dasahungrykeed January 10, 2010

2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

by jdizzla March 21, 2008

wake and bake

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

by harley January 4, 2004

Wakefield High School

Wakefield is some hot shit!!!!!!!!!
HAHA
For all you stupid people that think u better then us and shit thinkin we a ghetto skool...
F*** YOU!!!!
#1 superfan
And I go to wakefield Highschool

Our basketball team is the shit!!!!
District champions 2 years in a row.. and this year Northern Region CHAMPS!!!!
In your face

by LilIrmerStephie March 23, 2005

wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

by Blackknight2011 May 25, 2011