twitter fever 

When you start to use hashtags somewhere else besides twitter like texting or facebook. Highly unessecary.

John: Did you see daves status last night it was "grounded #lifesucks"

Rick:yeah he must have some serious twitter fever

twitter fever by datrascaldakota October 5, 2011

twitter locals 

Individuals on twitter that general don't understand Internet culture. Twitter Locals will typically use their account for retweeting inspirational quotes and keeping up with celebrities.

"A couple of Twitter Locals just asked what a stan was HDJSHDJSK"

twitter locals by fourpointoh January 11, 2018

twitter meltdown 

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide

Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.

twitter meltdown by Funky World January 5, 2016

Twitter Twit 

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

Twitter Twit by visrat March 19, 2009

twitter finger 

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

twitter finger by san-nicola March 12, 2011

Twitter Brainrot 

Twitter brainrot is when no matter the situation, on social media someone with said brainrot will always try to be a Holier than thou figure whether its twisting words to make them sound worse than they are or take important details out of context, this of course applies to reddit aswell.

Ellie, 6 years old: If I had $100 I would buy a Dog!

Emily, 16 years old: Just because you might be able to BUY a dog for $100 dosent mean you will have the needs to PROPERLY take care of it and give it the needs to live and enjoy a safe and healthy enviroment. Ellie needs to get her priorities straight.

Random twitter shitposter 1: L + Ratio + Scurvy + No bitches

Random twitter shitposter 2: What Twitter brainrot does to an mfer:

Twitter Brainrot by Bingoloid April 13, 2022

Twitter's remorse

The regret you feel wishing you could improve, or say something better or funnier only after you have hit the Update button while using Twitter.

After I tweet sometimes I lay in bed & think "Oh, that could have been so much better!" Now I have a raging case of Twitter's remorse.

Twitter's remorse by JaysJob June 24, 2009