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Nah he tweakin

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"Nah he tweakin"
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by Kartoffel Löffel August 25, 2021
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Tweaking the Lion

The act of grabbing a huge amount of female pubic hair in a bull rider like fashion and quickly inserting the penis into the vagina causing a loud ROAR. Best performed with 80's bush.
Daniel totally caught me off guard last night when he Tweaked the Lion!

Hey Michelle, Jon told me he was Tweaking the Lion last night. That guy is a stud!
by Jon, Daniel & Michelle November 2, 2010
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twerkin

When a girl is rubbing her ass up and down or all over a poll.
(Looks like she's trying to rub something off it.)
I know them hoes in the club they ain't twerkin fo free
by Krizzle August 31, 2003
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Geek Tweaker

A girl who is sexually attracted to, and enjoys making out with, nerds. Geek tweakers are generally pretty geeky themselves. (the play legend of zelda, love harry potter, etc;) But they are generally very attractive, despite this odd fetish.
Brohammad Ali: Hey, Man, Who's that girl who plays Legend of Zelda and always always talks about Harry Potter?

Brohatma Ghandi: You mean Bianca?

Brohammad Ali: Yeah! That's her name, man she's hot, I'd like to tap that.

Brohatma Ghandi: Give it it, dude, she's a total geek tweaker.

Brohammad Ali: Goddamn those geek tweakers!
by snifferdoo April 29, 2010
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twerkphobia

A person who is overly obsessed with twerking but is too scared to show everyone.
Gosh his twerkphobia is so serious
by Gurrrrrrl April 7, 2014
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Verbal Twerking

To flap ones gums, gossiping usually about random unimportant shit.
We was at the bar and everyone was standing in a circle verbal twerking.
by CRhem388 November 28, 2013
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Tweaker

A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.

Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.

The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?

Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

Bill- oh. Sounds about right....
by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019
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