Twat Tatt 

A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.

Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.

Twat Tatt by df1968 August 23, 2011

twat cheese 

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat [cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

twat cheese by LaQuifa December 2, 2014

Twat Nazi 

A raging Bitch. She tends to gets knocked up in order to collect child support and live on welfare. She is a cheater. She likes to keep her children away from their father and has a history of dating felons

Asked to see my daughter, but was denied by my ex wife. She's such a twat nazi

Twat Nazi by FunkyValleyMom December 20, 2014

Twat Swat 

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.

Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.

Twat Swat by SaraBeez May 18, 2009

twat bucket

twat bucket - 1)derogatory name for someone, usually female, who behaves like such a twat, it's necessary to add the word "bucket" for emphasis to make it even nastier. 2)derogatory term for someone who is more than just a twat, she's nastier than a twat, she is as nasty as the bucket twats are carried in. 3) a very absorbent feminine hygiene product

example: 1) Did you hear what Sue said about that poor woman?
Yes, she can be such a twat bucket!!!

2)(driving in traffic) That stupid twat bucket cut me off!
(at work) I HATE my new boss!!! She's such a twat bucket!!!

3) "Man, my period is so heavy, I need a twat bucket!!!

twat bucket by DestinyThorne February 22, 2011

twat tickler 

a moustache, that when giving oral sex, acts as a "duster".

look at the twat tickler on that guys face

twat tickler by hump-for-phrey July 23, 2004

twat knuckle 

In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.

"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."

"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"

twat knuckle by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009