Turbanassflake

I-D-I-O-T attention getter.

Urban Pancake is a complete Turbanassflake!

by sockgirl77 November 19, 2004

turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

surf and turf

A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.

I got a little surf and turf last night.

by Todd K. August 2, 2004

turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

by matt1234567 January 16, 2008

Turambar

Moderator at pbreview who closes or deletes threads at the drop of a hat, most often when the thread gets interesting.

"Omg, wheres the thread?"
"turambar closed it."
"Damn...."

"holy cow Al Qaeda bombed the tippmann forums, wheres Turambar?"

by llSmithll October 26, 2004

turambar

Moderator of Tippmann and OT forums of PBReview.com, Batcave certified E-pimp, compu know guy, and suave gentleman all rolled into one handsome package! Don't look now ladies, he's also a closet pirate!
Also known as Trumby, Turam, Tama, Tony, Tamamblar, and many other things. But not often Tony.

omgbbq Turam uses teh grammar in pbr chat?@@!

by Firekow November 3, 2004

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009