Tuloso Midway

Tuloso Midway is a trash potato trashcan experience and their cafeteria serve trashy mashed potatoes that usually end up it the trash. The students here are all couch potatoes and grow up to be on “My 600-lb life”. Their track is shaped like an unpeeled potato yet their football field is kinda wacky.their scoreboard isn’t as good as flour bluffs and it’s their concessions serve dog food. Also there is a hole to peek into the girls bathroom from the boys... 🤫🤭

Tuloso midway is actually Area 51. Who knew aliens liked taters

by Bruhtard69 July 18, 2019

tulip bridge

Guys teabag, girls give a tulip bridge. It's where the girl squats over the face of someone, usually passed out drunk, and rubs her crotch around in a non-sexual way.

While Angelina was passed out at the party, Cameron gave her a tulip bridge, and left a snail trail on her nose!

by Eric D Red April 22, 2006

Tulsa

The shittiest place on the planet. Home to rednecks and pedophiles, homeless people and a bunch of crack heads. It’s also where I live!

I love Tulsa!

by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

tulsa

The worlds shittiest city. It's got jack shit in it, and is in the middle of nowhere.

Little Rock, AR: At least we're not Tulsa!

by majician September 28, 2005

tulupagoose

unusually large butt resulting in misproportioned body.

DAMN that girl has a tulupagoose!

by Georgio December 7, 2004

tulow

fuzzy hair like creatures that enter a women's vagina. And the women begins to shake and have an orgasm

durning a threesome......
Hillary:Sammy stop moving!
Bari:Sammy what's stuck up there?
Sammy:Oh it must be tulows I get them all the time, they aren't contagious

by henry December 30, 2004

Tulactus

Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulactus is easily identifiable by it's lack of social skills, waddling walk and by it's overly loud speaking voice. This voice is noteworthy as it may resemble any number of famous persons and is often used to lure it's prey into a conversation from great distances. This voice is often called the herald of Tulactus, as it forewarns others of their impending doom.

Thanks to Tulactus, our team meeting ran 14 hours long...

by Captain Bling-Bling April 13, 2007