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Turner Tub Thumper 

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
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When a man gets hit in the groin with such an impact that his ball(s) go into is body.

It is called dog-tub because it is as difficult as putting a dog in a tub.
I got hit it by beanbag so hard one of my nuts dog-tubbed.
dog-tub by 3rd Greatest Scripter October 28, 2010
Related Words
Tubbo tube tuba tub tubby tub girl Tubular Tuber tubesteak Tubing

hot tub blow job 

Hot tub blow job
I got a hot tub blow job
hot tub blow job by Bigrblue March 11, 2017
Welcome to the Hot tub mate
Hot tub by Impeemanmate September 23, 2020

Sucking the butter tub 

Smoking Pot. Orinigally from using a bong made out of a tub of butter with holes on the sides. When smoking, it looks as if someone is sucking the air out of the tub.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was hanging out with these chicks and we were sucking the butter tub. We got so f*cked up.

Amish Hot Tub 

Sitting in a warm tub of water, and passing gas (farting) in order to produce bubbles.
I ate so many beans today my bathtub is going to be an Amish Hot Tub tonight.
Amish Hot Tub by cpete96 October 30, 2013

cat in the tub 

trying to put your scrotum and penis in your partners ass and vagina at the same time
Man, last night i tried to put the cat in the tub on amanda. That shit was hard my nigga
cat in the tub by What a Cuck November 29, 2016