youre the first guy to treat me right

A phrase said by someone (commonly a female) that indicates comparison of your behavior with past partners.

Shorty: “Youre so sweet! Youre the first guy to treat me right”
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Whos been treating you?

by Dwight Pride November 25, 2024

Treat People

How I treat people is nor has it ever been a variable in what you are doing to me. How I have spoken about you is perfectly commensurate with what you are. You are with holding information from me because YOU want YOUR life to be consequential to ME and because YOU KNOW that YOU are incapable of doing so any other way.

Hym "And thus I refuse to pretend for you to make you feel consequential. I will treat people with the complete disinterest and distain your inconsequential life warrants. I, on the otherhand, am THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL SUBJECTIVITY that will exist from now until the extinction of the human race. YOU are not. And what you are doing to me is reflective of that FACT. You aim to steal my future for your kids and that is, in fact, what you have been doing since we developed consciousness.

You did it to Nietzsche. You did it to Dostoevsky. You did it to Tesla. And you will continue to do it for as long as you are allowed to continue to delude yourselves. I was right to threaten Randall James Bowker's kid for what they were doing to me. It took 15 years for me to see the effect it would have but I was right all along. I was right to violate Noah Kroll's privacy for violating my privacy. Privacy that I still do not have to this day. I was right to condemn the YouTube filth. I was right to condemn the religion. As you both continue to try to prove an un-falsifiable claim with things that DO NOT CONSTITUTE EVIDENCE. You do not deserve respect and I DO. Pray to whatever God you hold dear that I can't do the thing I claim to be able to do because if even a single one of you begs for mercy... Not a single one of you will receive it. You will accept that you are wrong in the absence of evidence or I will paint you a picture in the blood of one of your daughters to illustrate that fact for you. You don't have a role in how I treat people. Nor do you have a say in whether or not I deserve credit for my deeds. And the sooner you accept that, the better things will be for everyone."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.

The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!

by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025

Treating Depression

Just tell them to start threatening to murder children. Cured mine right up.

Hym "Treating Depression. Easy. Threaten to murder kids. Bam! Depression cured. Just make sure you have a pistol on you when you do it. Threat child murder... And then use people's reaction to it to gauge whether or not you got to stab some kid... And if they are cool with about it don't do it and if they aren't stab the absolute piss out of one."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Turkish treat

Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.

by Mischlix May 21, 2023

Treats

Another word for cocaine/blocaine/blow.

Hey Buddy, do you wanna get some treats?

by angelendoftimes August 11, 2024

Trick or Treat

Suddenly everything's alright
Everything is cool
Hey dudes I like your style
It's the way it should
Maybe you'll see
Someone's put a spell on me
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
Knock, knock, knockin'
For a sweet surprise

It's a trick or treat
See my face true up in the skies
If ever we should meet
Maybe you'll see
Someone's put a spell on me

Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
So let's rock
Rock, rock
Rock, rock
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Steal your soul
Rock and roll
Rockin' on a midnight
Take control
We're gonna rock it on DOWN!

by Txorromorro March 31, 2025