Contrary to what the billboards may tell you, the trailer parks aren’t populated by benevolent seniors who play golf in their back yards, and choose low-income housing out of pure humility. The fact of the matter is, they attract the dregs of society like a giant porch light attracting moths.
Trailer park tenants can be broken down into five categories.
Category One: the potheads. Strangely, they don’t seem to care that their plants are clearly visible, and poking through every orifice of the trailer.
Category Two: the slackers. Television is their life, even though they’re been so doped up by category one that they haven’t registered anything since the final episode of “M*A*S*H”.
Category Three: the crazies. Typically living in portable trailers, for no other reason than to shake them wildly when the fevered dreams come.
Category Four: the missionaries. These live in the “high-end” district of the trailer park. Representatives of the Mormon religion, they wander two-by-two through the wilderness, often thinking back to the great one man conversion of ’89.
Category Five: the hippies. Closely related to category one, except this group grows pot only for themselves (It’s strictly medicinal – treatment for their cocaine and heroin addictions).
Trailer park tenants can be broken down into five categories.
Category One: the potheads. Strangely, they don’t seem to care that their plants are clearly visible, and poking through every orifice of the trailer.
Category Two: the slackers. Television is their life, even though they’re been so doped up by category one that they haven’t registered anything since the final episode of “M*A*S*H”.
Category Three: the crazies. Typically living in portable trailers, for no other reason than to shake them wildly when the fevered dreams come.
Category Four: the missionaries. These live in the “high-end” district of the trailer park. Representatives of the Mormon religion, they wander two-by-two through the wilderness, often thinking back to the great one man conversion of ’89.
Category Five: the hippies. Closely related to category one, except this group grows pot only for themselves (It’s strictly medicinal – treatment for their cocaine and heroin addictions).
A strange smell wafts through the air. The echo of gunshots. A half-naked man stumbles drunkenly down the road.
Welcome to trailer trash town, may I take your order?
Welcome to trailer trash town, may I take your order?
by fetusboy April 9, 2006
Get the trailer trashmug. White guy #1Holy fuck....did you see those new people that moved to town.
White guy #2:yeah their totall brown trash.
White guy #2:yeah their totall brown trash.
by Zeconstable August 6, 2009
Get the Brown trashmug. 
by Mr. Zimpy January 2, 2010
Get the Trash Metalmug. 1)Something that is so easy/unchallenging that one does not need to worry about it. Especially relevant when referring to academic school tests/quizzes.
2)Something that requires little prepared effort.
2)Something that requires little prepared effort.
A: Was the Pre-Cal test easy? I've been freaking out about it all morning.
B: Don't worry. It was easy trash.
A: I forgot to do my homework. I'm screwed.
B: Easy trash. You can finish it in less than two minutes.
B: Don't worry. It was easy trash.
A: I forgot to do my homework. I'm screwed.
B: Easy trash. You can finish it in less than two minutes.
by loveleekat March 27, 2011
Get the easy trashmug. When the garbage gets piled so high that you and your roommates carefully place trash on top to form a tower. The one who is unfortunate in having the tower collapse on them is then responsible for taking out the trash.
by MistahTom October 21, 2005
Get the trash jengamug.