Toledo Surprise

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted

Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise

by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013

tonedeaf

The inability to identify good/enjoyable sounds.

PunkRockShitFace: YYEEAA, this music kickass!!! *Starts to scream so close to a microphone, he can lick it*
normal: your fucking tonedeaf

by qwertyy37 October 10, 2005

Raspberry Torpedo

When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.

I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.

Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.

Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!

by dnart November 2, 2009

sebastian topete

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈

Don't be like sebastian topete

by mrvancouver June 18, 2020

Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball

Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!

by kg10 January 21, 2011

Toked Thursday

When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.

Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!

by sum kidd January 27, 2011