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Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.
I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!
by Terradactill November 6, 2011
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Toot

Toot is a word used to indicate that an outfit or a look (or something in general) is good, well done or pleasing to look at. Its opposite is the word boot. It originates on the YouTube series RuPaul's Drag Race Fashion Photo Ruview.
Ooooh girl, those shoes are a complete toot.
I love your hair, toot it!
by vroomvroomgetoutmecar March 4, 2018
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Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.
We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.
by Plees August 8, 2023
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toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
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Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled
person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva
by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021
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Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming
When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”
by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025
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brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
by Braintoot February 22, 2022
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