Toosiez

A drinking game. Someone calls Toosiez. Everyone drinks. Whoever drinks the longest, gets to call Toosiez again!

Let's get drunk tonight! Toosiez!!!! I drank the longest, so I get to call Toosiez again. Toosiez!!!

by Pickie Loo February 23, 2021

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

impeaching tools

The act of dish washing. A smart-ass literal translation from the Hebrew phrase for "dish washing".

- Hey, dude, can you come and give me a hand?
- Just a moment, I'm impeaching tools.

by phlegmat April 15, 2010

Tijuana Toolshed

A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.

No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog

by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010

Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013

jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015