Tooter

What Matthew gets for his son to help him with his homework.

Riddick has a tooter for his spelling homework.

by I make a funny August 25, 2020

tooker

a universal word

I will beat your tooker, you look like a tooker, I will tooker yo fuckin ass

by shittothefuckshit September 21, 2020

tooker

a universal definition

1. you are dumb as a tooker
2. shut your tooker ass up
3. i tookered to bits yesterday

by shittothefuckshit September 22, 2020

Toope Moment

That moment when you fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row,

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

Toppertunity

An unreal opportunity that can only be obtained if your last name is Topper. A difficult objective has been presented, A toppertunity creates a plan to overcome such objective.

I took the Toppertunity, to solve the problem and creat a solution.

by Greg Topper February 19, 2021

Tooker

Typically a girlfriend of a guy named dom, named a hoooker because of grand theft auto 5. She does spanish homework for free and used to be lonely. Her real name is taylor

Hey look at that Tooker bet she does free Spanish homework

by Realationship February 26, 2021

Tooteronomy

A book in the butt bible where Mos-ass farts out three sermons to the Stinkalites and then eventually chokes to death on his own stench, resulting in Joshua's ascendency.

"Let us turn to the Book of Tooteronomy," the priest said, shortly before shitting himself.

by Ducks3562 March 8, 2021