Towel Day

On the 25th of May, fans of the late Douglas Adams carry a towel with them throughout the day to pay homage to author's genius.

The towel is a homage to the world's longest trilogy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which was one of his most beloved works.

Douglas Adams died on May 11, 2001, at 49 years of age.

"Dude, why are you carrying a towel?"

"It's Towel Day. I'm celebrating the life of Douglas Adams, my favorite author."

by Ifer December 13, 2008

townie

Outside of england, this is a term used by students who have went to a new city for school to describe the natives of that town. It is often seen as derogitory by those who use it, but townies themselves often embrace it as a badge of honour.

"man there are so many townies at this party"

"so where are you from?"
"oh I'm a townie"

by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010

tangie town

shag district
as in Maggie m'gill by The doors

Go to tangie town if you are down and feeling blue

by jim morrison October 18, 2004

Townie Hater

Normal Person. i.e one that doesn't dress in ridiculous sports gear all the time, doesn't breed like a jack-rabbit with the pox, and isn't into flushing their life down the toilet ASAP

"Oy, oy, innit..."
"Fuck off."

by Elohim January 29, 2005

Take You Down To Brown Town

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.

You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby

by ScribbleyDoibus September 10, 2010

small-town syndrome

When an individual becomes infatuated with their own reputation and creates a faux following and ego around themselves. This is all undone upon the individual visiting a larger town or city, where they find themselves somewhat unknown and ignored.

Where I come from, everyone knows me.

Who the f*ck are you? Sounds like you got small-town syndrome.

by petersleeper March 15, 2011