Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.

"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".

by DJ Optimus P April 20, 2020

The Flaming Totem Pole

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft

My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.

by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 10, 2017

totes

Slang word that is substituted for "totally". Originated in Fox Lane High School. Most frequently uttered in the stairwell next to the gym locker room while smoking a shitload of weed.

"We totes smoked too much reefer before Physics."
"Hey have you heard the story of the ver hung cat? Totes."
"SOS. We...need...fire."

by A-Bizzle May 25, 2006

totes

a baby way of saying toast. How little kids say "toast"

"I asked for toast but accidentally said 'totes'."

by pshawww December 20, 2008

Totefug

The act of doing something stupid and not caring for others thoughts, feelings, or opinions.

Dumbass acts of stupidity.

As Andrew acted in a Totefug way we managed to get good footage because of peoples expressions.

by Garrett Leavy February 5, 2008

totes ana

an abbreviation of the words "totally" and "anorexic."

I didn't see Sarah eat any lunch today. She's totes ana.

by bigbaldhead October 25, 2009

Totesmahgoats

It just means totally. Simple as that.

Jill: Hot pockets are sooo delicious.
Hillary: Totesmahgoats!

by I is blub bkub May 20, 2014