zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

skimmin on the meat

a toothy blowjob

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!

by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 9, 2023

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

white meat

fascia- a dense fibrous connective tissue that encapsulates soft tissue. It it essentially devoid of vasculature and this contributes to its white appearance. The term is frequently used by Black Americans in the Southeastern US.

He got his head split to the white meat!

by Rhyson June 3, 2009

meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.

3. The general characteristics of "Meat-Samplin' Mac."

Wow! Did you see Andy trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler!

by Meat-Samplin' Mac December 26, 2007

meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.

"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."

by John December 22, 2004