Clutch Time

THAT time of the year when you show your ability to perform under high pressure, overcome all odds, and complete all procrastinated homework that lay before you. It's the most stressful time of year and your chance to prove that you're a Steve Nash and not a Lebron. Failure is not an option. It doesn't matter where or how you complete your work as long as it gets done.

"Oh sh*t whats jeremy doing sitting under the stairs?"
"I have two words for you. clutch time"

by Escape Boy November 29, 2011

Time Rapist

An individual who consumes your time with pointless boring stories that go no where and are riddled with inaccuracies . This individual is impervious to insult, anger, mockery or ridicule. He/She will bombard you with moronic conversation throughout the course of the day, which there is no escaping.

Time Rapist: "Excuse me, got a minute. I think I know the answer to this question, but 1 + 2 = 3 right?"

Victim: "Yes"

Time Rapist " Okay, thanks I thought so, but I just wanted to double check anyways, the calculator said three also but I just wanted to be extra sure. You know funny thing about three, February is the third month of the year, haw. And I have three uncles, haw haw. You know I have three cousins named Josh, haw. Wow..... Anyways 1 + 2 is 3 right? Just want to be sure....."

by AGENTRHARRIS December 13, 2018

Klobbering Time

what you yell when you pick up dual Klobbs in Goldeneye on N64 and unleash a fury of bullets that will hit nothing.

*picks up Klobbs* ITS KLOBBERING TIME!!!!!

by mjsbullitt February 20, 2011

Ticking Time Bomb

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.

Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

by Cheshil March 20, 2004

time cube

When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.

For the original referent, see www.timecube.com

awsmboi2323 got banned from posting because he kept spamming the threads with time cube.

by emote_control July 9, 2009