Bullshit Clown

When a person is frequently spewing obvious lies to everyone that someone has to immediately call them out their bullshit.

Person 1 - Hey guys! Did you know my penis is 12 inches long?!

Person - No it’s not! Stop being such a bullshit clown!

by BungBoy995 February 23, 2022

hopeful bullshit

An abstract plan with positive intentions that is publicized from high-level executives and never ever actually gets a green light to be implemented by anyone. But everyone uses it to avoid doing extra work on the platform.

The micro fixes that normally would be pushed to the customer-facing system are on hold due to the hopeful bullshit.

by LostFido February 11, 2018

shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015

bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.

Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.

by Government Glasses November 9, 2020

Bullshit Barbie

White House press Secretary Kayleigh Mcenany

Bullshit Barbie continued to spout covid disinformation

by ranvar September 3, 2022

Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.

Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".

by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020

booty bullshit

When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.

Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit

by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018