Czernecki Tornado

When a person comes into a messy business situation with a lot of variables, and builds it into a usable system and creates value. Like a reverse tornado, which instead of distroying, it builds, just as quickly as a real tornado destroys .

I had a meeting and John went full blown Czernecki Tornado in the meeting. Now everything is sorted.

by Aspiring reverse tornado April 16, 2021

benjamin tornado

A fuck ton of money

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

Tornado

A spinning vertical cloud which can reach speeds up to 400 MPH,can devastate rural and urban areas. Other examples is the Oklahoma City 1999 tornado,Joplin 2011 tornado. They oftenly aren't noticed,and there are many types. Such as landspout,waterspout,wedge,rope,etc. Stronger tornadoes (EF3+) are rare,and are less than 10% go over EF3 rating.

Mark : "Did you see the tornado hitting the city last night?"
Jessica : "Yup!"

by lobkwlekek1 August 22, 2018

dominican tornado

When you spin your penis in a circular motion while peeing on your significant other.

Him: Hey I wanna try something new tonight

Her: like what?
Him: How about a Dominican Tornado?

by sookysooky April 24, 2024

milky tornado

When a man has sex with someone in a bathroom or anywhere with a flushable toilet, ejaculates on their face, and then gives their partner a swirly afterwards.

Man I fucked this bitch in the bathroom at the club last night. It was awesome, I even gave her a milky tornado when I was done!"

by CorpseGrinder666 July 29, 2016

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Tornado Siren

When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.

You know Becky?

Yea

I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.

by bananabread69 December 18, 2020