Skip to main content

smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
mugGet the smokers titties mug.

Pickle Smoker

A gay man, or any person who will suck a man's penis.
by Wet floor March 25, 2017
mugGet the Pickle Smoker mug.

Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.
He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late
by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017
mugGet the Put the turkey in the smoker mug.

pee pee smoker

One who smokes pee pees
by Grizzle adams May 9, 2018
mugGet the pee pee smoker mug.

Pole Smoker

Someone who sucks dick. Slobs the knob, tonsil tickler.
by Joeysucksfleshcigars March 10, 2018
mugGet the Pole Smoker mug.

smokers lip

"Damn! That hooker gave me one good smokers lip"
by Pizzaguy123 February 13, 2017
mugGet the smokers lip mug.

helmet smoker

A random chick usually having squid tits who loves to suck the meat pipe
Yo Ralph, Did Brittany give you head??
Hell yeah bro, she's a real helmet smoker..
by D hops February 26, 2017
mugGet the helmet smoker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email