Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 17, 2020

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Pickle Smoker

A gay man, or any person who will suck a man's penis.

You know that guy is a Pickle Smoker!

by Wet floor March 25, 2017

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Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

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Pole smoker

A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.

“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”

by Dennis Dickson February 6, 2021

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Sausage smoker

What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill

Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy

Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps

So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker

by wizard word knower June 20, 2023

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