port

Short for (to) teleport

Bro 1: In the new OPM chapter Blast just ported Saitama and Garou into the exosphere.
Bro 2: So fucking lit.

by Droggellord November 17, 2025

port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.

That Mac Demarco is such a port god.

by Marl Marx April 25, 2017

The port dollar holla

When you get a hummer with a finger up your ass behind the dollar general in Port Jervis for trade of a good high

I met Tiff behind the dollar general. She needed a buzz and I needed "The port dollar holla" from her because I'm horny as a port slut

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 9, 2014

Port

A Port is a person usually named Marco that is a type of BAN one who was married to a to a controlling female who hyphenates her name and gets side pieced by the mail man

Marco was married to this controlling female. She makes him do what ever she asks. Dam Marco is such a Port

by Shockabuds January 21, 2025

Port-a-Pussy

When a female is getting sexually pounded with consent in a port-a-john.

See “Shit Poking” for the male version.

Sylvia and John had Port-a-Pussy at the concert.

John and Stan had a contest to see who could get the most Port-a-Pussy.

by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022

Port Power

The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.

Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023