OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

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Area Office

A sexual act where separate workers from individual offices have a threesome (traditionally two males and a female). One worker is on each side, similar to a pig roast.

“The five and the four took her together and had themselves an area office

by Viking Handle January 20, 2023

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Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.

"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"

by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019

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AMP officer

This officer was following the members ( Duke Dennis, JustFanum, Agent 00, ImDavisss) in a Kroger in “TOP CHEF: AMP EDITION” video and since then has been appearing in every video.

“Was that the AMP officer!!!”

by ihatebrynnugh July 8, 2021

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Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

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