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Noodle Flip

Combining: Weed, LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, Ketamine, Nitrous, and DMT. Preferably in that order, aligning the peaks of everything, and combining a Nos Balloon with a Breakthrough DMT hit.
Probably your Mother: Oi you little cunt, you want to Noodle Flip tonight?

Definitely not your Dad: Holy mother lord Mary above are you insane, is that even safe? You've always been like this, you're going to fucking die, did you spend all our money on this,? this is the third time you've done this, we have a family! do you not care at all you silly little fuck?!
by therealpotnoodle May 28, 2021
mugGet the Noodle Flipmug.

Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018
mugGet the Dog Noodlemug.

ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)
hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?
by dr.noodle November 22, 2021
mugGet the ballsack noodlemug.

spooky noodle

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018
mugGet the spooky noodlemug.

nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.
Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.
by Shitslappss December 25, 2019
mugGet the nope noodlemug.

Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.
Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.
by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022
mugGet the Rustic noodlesmug.

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