girl-letter

a letter that tipically girls write to eachother in class when they are bored and they put them in front of their binders.

Dear Jessica,

You are soo amazing. i know this is a girl-letter but, Jeeeezus you cant be any better, and you are soo pretty. Well i am in science class..... and so on

by tanboii February 23, 2010

poop number/letter

When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead

“you’re poop number/letter 6”

by tweekphobic July 31, 2021

The letter k

It sucks and ppl w the name k are short and look like a toad and k is the worst letter in the world

I hate “the letter k”

by Henry the fith November 28, 2021

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019

Fishy Letters

Fishy letters are those letters that are used for dumb people's captions

These are fishy letters:

Lisa: how was your day?
Dumb person: o0hH iT w@s aMazIng, i At3 f1sH!!!

by Birdie the dictionary November 24, 2019

5-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name. Such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end 'five-letter' brand, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I'm heading down to the fashion district to do a little five-letter shopping.
Hopefully I can do some 5-letter shopping at the outlets, so I can ball on a budget.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.

If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 20, 2010