by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.
Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)
Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T
cuck- a- doodle-DON’T
Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T
cuck- a- doodle-DON’T
by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it
Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.
Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family
by Peefdeef May 28, 2018

A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.
"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."
by pepper5319 December 17, 2018

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018

by TheGamesta September 6, 2009

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.
by llcalejr May 13, 2019
