Church Gas

Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.

1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!

2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.

by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019

God church

Some dumb ass word that jake paul made up to describe how "amazing" his merch was selling.

And i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by XxDarkCatKingxX January 4, 2018

church fatigue

The miserable, hot, sticky, depressed fatigue that overwhelms you during a service, particularly one with lots of standing and singing. Causes you to slump your shoulders and groan with its weight. Immediate relief surges through you when you sit down.

Dude, you look hammered!

nah man, just some serious church fatigue.

Ugh, that last hymn was so long!

Yeah. I got church fatigue so bad, I could hardly breathe.

by patrick_astronaut October 6, 2013

Church Creep

A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.

Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?

Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.

by Anton H March 15, 2022

Church of Rachel

Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:
welcome to insanity, how may i help you?

DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:
(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."
(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<
(confessor) im sorry D:
(rachel) you are forgiven D:
*hugs*
(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*

by rachel :DDD January 27, 2008

church girl

An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.

“Yeah she’s a church girl!”
“That church girl’s really nice!”

by master1100 May 20, 2018

The Church of 'splodinity

The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.

The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.

See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."

by GoughMan July 26, 2009