The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.
Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.
by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019
Get the Christ-Washingmug. by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014
Get the helmet washedmug. by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011
Get the Early Washmug. When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021
Get the Washing The Chopsmug. To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.
by Rodarkk December 26, 2016
Get the Power-washmug. The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
Get the Woke-washmug. Hot washing occurs when a person, generally standing in a group of people in a body of water, decides to pee without considering the direction of the current, there by peeing on the person or persons they are standing with.
Friend 1: “Man I have got to pee”
Friend 2: “please go downstream or else you will hot wash us all!”
Friend 2: “please go downstream or else you will hot wash us all!”
by NoRegrets520 July 12, 2022
Get the Hot Washmug.