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Mirror Jockey

A person who spends so much time looking in the mirror they may as well be riding (having sex) with it.
Loving yourself that much isn't right, how much time does he spend in the bathroom? He's a total mirror jockey!
by Sammi3004 November 28, 2012
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Lot jockey

An employee at a dealership who moves the cars. Term usually used to make fun of a lot technician.
That lot jockey keeps stalling the manual mustang

The lot jockey just burned out the clutch
by AtothatJ September 18, 2017
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Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!
by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
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Flask Jockey

interpretation or play on the classic prohibition era nickname bootlegger or rum runner
He was a real Flask Jockey, running the booze in and out.
by Wanye March 29, 2015
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booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.
1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"
by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010
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jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.
My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!
by gooty2 January 22, 2010
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Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
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