A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
Get the Jesus Coldmug. A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
by O Purehitta April 21, 2011
Get the balls coldmug. From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
"Bummer what now?"
"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the cold-copymug. by Eekesteek August 2, 2018
Get the Cold turkeymug. You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020
Get the Luke-coldmug. “They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.
by Major Montana May 23, 2021
Get the Cold Playedmug. A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022
Get the cold-matthewmug.