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Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
mugGet the Jesus Coldmug.

balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.
by O Purehitta April 21, 2011
mugGet the balls coldmug.

cold-copy

From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:

what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck
"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."

"Bummer what now?"

"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
mugGet the cold-copymug.

Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict
by Eekesteek August 2, 2018
mugGet the Cold turkeymug.

Luke-cold

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020
mugGet the Luke-coldmug.

Cold Played

To get yourself into something you can’t get out.
“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.
by Major Montana May 23, 2021
mugGet the Cold Playedmug.

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022
mugGet the cold-matthewmug.

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