A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
Get the Alan Storymug. He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf
Alan is hella sexy
by Elpp November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!
by JDR January 31, 2021
Get the Alanmug. A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.
Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”
by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022
Get the Mrs Alan Sugartitsmug. by am4life14 December 24, 2007
Get the pulled an alanmug.