Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

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bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017

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Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

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gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

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hot gift

The act of shitting into a partners hand

I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!

by imc_1989 December 30, 2007

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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

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