Not seeing tits

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io

it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a

by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019

tit taggin

taggin urself as some girls tits on Facebook.

dude i was tit taggin that one girls tits on facebook and she was pissed :D

by lolz bastards xD September 26, 2011

Slug tits

Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.

Hey man them slug tits aint ever seen a barbell!

by Clarkchenko7 September 4, 2016

Tits down

When you’re russian and mistake “tits up” for “tits down”

Lazar: “going tits down”
Sims: “tits up not down”
Lazar: “up, down, what’s the difference”

by idunnosomedude April 23, 2021

Sugar on Tits

This is just an expression one can use to express pleasure when something has happened or will happen that is so amazing or cool, but you desire to use a term a little stronger than nice, sweet, awesome, etc; you use the term "Sugar on Tits".

"Dude, if this amazing thing happens to me next week, it will be so fricken awesome. Could you imagine?" says one guy

"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!

by RDEK November 14, 2011

tit boots

when one has tits so saggy they hit the ground, allowing one to put boots on them, most likely using them as a second pair of legs.

wow Jake, why don't you ask Sherry to put her tit boots on her nasty titties and give you a ride home from work!

by araeos October 26, 2010

Snivel Tits

A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.

I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020