2 definitions by tommybombs
A large balloon filled with hot salt water and marbles, fired from a giant water balloon slingshot. This weapon of mass destruction was first used on the battle field, on a snowy day in New England, when Fahhkin Quincy kids declared war on Fahhkin North Quincy kids, and they met at Pageant Field to battle it out in an epic snowball fight. As the battle ensued, a shadowy, yet unusually well endowed Irish figure emerged from the woods, launching large white balls which resembled giant snowballs from a large slingshot-like device. Upon hitting their targets, it was clear they were not snowballs, but instead a balloon like object filled with marbles and hot salt water. The devastation caused each time a ball was launched sent the Fahhkin North Quincy kids running back to the McDonalds across from North Quincy High School, where they sat licking their wounds and wondering who the shadowy, yet well endowed, Irish figure was that single handedly ended their epic snowball fight on that fateful day, using the weapon that is now known as the 'Irish Snowball'
Dude that shadowy yet well endowed Irish figure firing Irish Snowballs, came out of nowhere. We never stood a chance!
by tommybombs February 9, 2017
A phenomenon that originally occurred in a small neighborhood known as Germantown, located in Quincy, Mass. A tit fit is when two G-Town mothers square off in the street with babies in hand, and throw punches at each other in a cyclonic fashion. As they fight, the saddle bags they call tits plop out of their shirts, wife beaters, etc., and seem to a have a mind of their own. Eventually, the women can stop punching with their hands, allowing their boobs to battle it out, which at some point look like two sets of helicopter blades smashing into each other. The welfare recipient left standing is usually considered the victor... But considering that the women must slither back into the shithole they call home, and probably catch a worse ass kicking from one of their baby daddies, neither should be too happy with the outcome.
Linda and Katie-Lynn were brawlin down the basketball courts when Katie-Lynn's shirt got ripped and she had the biggest tit fit. Them titties were flippin and a floppin errrr wherrr!!
by tommybombs May 22, 2015