Tender Mercies

A sex position also known as the "Rocking Horse" in the Kama Sutra, in the Tender Mercies sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.

Joe leaned back as Sara straddled him in Tender Mercies.

by piorubio January 19, 2013

Tenacious D

Tenacious D meant "good defense" as performed by a sports team long before it was this band's name, you bunch of illiterate morons.

Google this:
"tenacious D" "good defense"

by MondoEargood May 9, 2006

Tanae

Otherwise known as 'Vance', 'Sybil' or 'Farquad', Tanae is often found on the cover of newspapers in articles pertaining to the cold blooded locking of innocent doors. This CREATURE is not to be trusted no matter how convenient he is to use as a tool to measure with. Not to be confused with the commonly known unit of measurement the (Tanae)...coincidentally Tanae is one Tanae tall....

It should be known Tanae is currently wanted for bushrangering with his criminal mastermind Tomorrow Man

Is that Tanae?
Measure him!
Yep thats Farquad alright!

by MooseMachine July 14, 2010

teaneck

Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.

"Patrzeć na ów teaneck"
Translation: Look at that penis

by Alex May 13, 2005

tenderer

A legal phrase that does not translate well in Abu Dhabi to English in contracts. Known to cause irriation in a particular species of female known as Homo Pantanus. Said word has been known to elicit laughter amongst the non Pantanus, but should nonetheless, be taken seriously. Justification for this word should be the fact that the UAE is frought with oil money and can pretty much make up any word they want.

The tenderer submitted the contract, much to the chagrin of the recieverererer.

by Mikee Honcho April 16, 2008

Tender Bender

Female who sleeps with multiple people while in relationships. Females who tends to have thottish tendencies.

“Aye bro you seen tyrone?” Yea my dude my boy down the street pipin some little “Tender Bender”.

by Whoreible Holly February 2, 2018

Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.

When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.

by Chanarchy September 20, 2019