Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.

Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."

by zen0n September 4, 2010

tedeskeying

The act of climbing under a locked bathroom stall door in order to get into it

Yo during lunch I walked in and saw some kid tedeskeying his way under a stall to get in for a dip.

Dude, the door was locked and I had to take a dump so I tedeskeyed that shit.

by Jerry 'Teddy Bear' Morelli October 26, 2010

Tegideecee

"Take It Easy" in a Mexican accent.

Ey! Tegideecee...
Woul' you tegideecee?

by nachooo November 6, 2011

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013

Tender business

Genitals/balls/taint/scrotum

"Wham, right in the tender business."

by Scarecrowsyn November 22, 2013

tenderthrob

A group of poopy-head musicians who smoke too much pot, who back a curly-haired singer from California. Who also smokes too much pot.

It was a bummer that the show ended with that tenderthrob. I was trying to rage.

by king_Triton November 14, 2014

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015