teabag

Used to describe a (usually european) person who is extremely proper and formal and loves to have tea parties and be extremely formal in their dress suits and proper language/accent.

person: yo your a teabag man...
teabag: Why, are you talking to me young lad? Would you like to come to a teaparty with me at 1:00 p.m?
person: yea sure B, y not
teabag: Well I must say that is splendid!

a teabag is one of those people that act all stuck up and proper that you just want to slap

by lucx July 23, 2008

teabag

To beat a team so badly that it is almost as embarassing as getting teabagged

Past: Penn Charter football teabagged Haverford 56-0 last week.

Future: Penn Charter is going to teabag Germantown Academy next week and win the championship.

Present: As of now Penn Charter is teabagging the Inter-ac with a record of 4-0

by Tdizzel November 5, 2006

teabagging

emptying your teabag from a cup into the bin.

Father: 'this teabag needs teabagging, please teabag for me son?'

son: 'ofcourse i will teabag for you father'

by ilikemen May 23, 2008

teabag

sticking your big, wrinkley, hairy, old, nut sack and inserting it in someones open mouth while they are sleeping

"ewww dude, theres a fucking pueb in my mouth!!"

by douglas June 14, 2004

teabag

2. An incredibly vile way to drink Caesars (vodka & clamato +), in which the drinker dunks a (clean) tampon into their beverage, and then sucks the beverage from the sodden tampon. The tampon in this case, is the teabag.

Poopsie, much to the horror of all onlookers, dipped his teabag into the drink, and sucked it dry.

by haysoos March 28, 2005

boston teabag

a sexual move where a man covers his testicles in custard before inserting them inside a woman's (or another man's, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.

dude, did you make it with shelly last night?

yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where'd you get the custard?

i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i'll have to remember that.

by smarmogoyf May 17, 2011

Facial Aerial Teabag

(FAT) When the nut sack in Sanctum suddenly hits you in the face when you think you're at a safe distance, causing you to get knocked off. This can only happen when you're on top of a block, therefore, aerial.

Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.

Shinigami Prophet: OMG Facial Aerial Teabag
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU

by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011